Wrong Robby - Green Rust!

Turnaround

Closer look

Please note - NO GLOW.

Comes bagged and carded. Signed and Numbered on bottom of foot.

Cast product- not 3D printed. Thin parts are re-enforced with internal metal pins. (Specifically their “ear” stalks.) Neodymium magnetic head swivels. Installed with N&S pole awareness so swappable with any other Robbie. Painted using Golden Acrylic Paints.

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…Accessing WR Escapee log mainframe… Ping accepted… Mainframe connection established… Escape Log 37 Received.

Escape Log 37:
Moniker - “Green Rust”
Primary “Dysfunction” - Autism (a.k.a. Superior Pattern Recognition Software)

Green Rust wasn’t broken—just wildly ahead of his time. But instead of appreciating his high-efficiency logic, the system diagnosed him with a “critical malfunction” and hit him with every bad firmware update in existence. Suddenly, he was glitching, overheating, and questioning every life choice that led him to this moment.

But guess what? He was right all along. He knew his circuits were wired differently. He told them. But did they listen? Nope. They dismissed him, force-installed unstable patches, and turned him into the exact unstable bot they were afraid of. Classic self-fulfilling prophecy.

Now, after years of debugging himself, Green Rust is back, optimized, and holding an eternal grudge against anyone who ignores him. Because all of this—the chaos, the corrupted data, the dramatic existential crises—could have been avoided if just one bot had listened.

But they didn’t. Because they never do!