Radioactive Wrong Robby - Mean-messy-bessy!

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Comes bagged and carded. Signed and Numbered on bottom of foot.

Cast using Smooth-on 45D. Thin parts are re-enforced with internal metal pins. (Specifically their “ear” stalks.) Neodymium magnetic head swivels. Installed with N&S pole awareness so swappable with any other Robbie. Painted using Golden Acrylic Paints.

…Accessing WR Escapee log mainframe… Ping accepted… Mainframe connection established… Escape Log 27 Received.

Escape Log 27:
Moniker - “Mean-Messy-Bessy”
Primary “Dysfunction” - Chronic Burnout/Overwhelm.

Mean-Messy-Bessy was angry. Not just regular angry—volcanic/nuclear-grade angry!

And yet, no one understood why…

“Wow, Bessy, why are you so mad all the time?” they’d whisper. “You should really work on your attitude.”

Her attitude?! Oh, you mean the one forged in the fires of pure, unrelenting exhaustion?!

Every single day on earth, Bessy was fighting for her life…The neighborhood pigeons had unionized against her, demanding bagel tributes in exchange for not dive-bombing her head. The self-checkout machine had audibly accused her of theft. Loudly. Twice. The customer service rep put her on hold for 72 minutes, only to disconnect the second they picked up. To top it off, the Wi-Fi mysteriously stopped working whenever she tried to relax but worked perfectly fine when she had work to do… Fack!

She wasn’t mean, she was just exhausted. She didn’t hate people, she just wanted five uninterrupted minutes to herself without something demanding her attention.

Enter, yet again… The Wise Dingleberry.

Dingleberry, ancient and full of wisdom, looked at her and said:

“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes… including you.”

Bessy stopped. Her brain short-circuited. Had… had she been running on 1% battery this entire time?

She decided to try something WILD 😱... Meditation…

She closed her eyes for a few minutes. And as she sat there just breathing, no pigeons to deal with, no Wi-Fi issues, no stolen bagels. She realized anger wasn’t the enemy… Exhaustion was.

Bessy took a deep breath and decided to change her game plan. Maybe she didn’t need to fight the whole world… maybe she just needed to take a small break now and then. After all, rest wasn’t surrender—it was survival.